SHE WANTS YOU ALL DEAD, THE WITCH OF WAR. MOTHER NATURE'S EVIL TWIN, DEMON OF EXTINCTION AND BRINGER OF JUSTICE TO THE GREEDY . THIS IS NOT A TEST. RUN. THE WITCH ISN'T FAKE, REALITY WILL KILL US ALL. WE MUST FACE THE TRUE DEMONS. NOT THE BURNABLE WITCH. REVOLT OR DIE UNDER IT'S CONTROL. FOR OUR CHILDREN. PLEASE, IF NOT FOR YOURSELF, THEN DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN. GRIT YOUR TEETH AND SCREAM. MARCH TOWARD THE CAPITAL...NOW! USE YOUR ENERGY AND RAGE FOR GOOD. NEVER EVER HURT ANYONE, PLEASE, THAT'S THE WITCH ALREADY WORKING IN YOUR BLOOD. PUKE THAT UP ONCE AND FOR ALL. WORK TOGETHER AND WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD TODAY!

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